The New Mazda2 is High on Life... or Something

Living in Atlanta, I had the disprivilege of residing on Cheshire Bridge Road, a two-mile stretch of strip clubs, porn stores, porn production studios, one very nice apartment complex, and a Waffle House. Visible from my second-floor bedroom was The Heretic, a gay dance club with a "high energy dance floor." On a quiet night, I could hear the bass thumping from down the street.

I mention that because the newest ad for the Mazda2 hatchback, called "Fitness Comes as Standard," has exactly the kind of music you'd expect to hear there. Mix up some highwire acrobatic ninja porn, models that look like a demonic Iman, and a green-apple Mazda2, and the result would look something like what you can see after the jump. It's pretty well established that human brains veg out when commercials come on, so Mazda appears to be going after gyrating pelvises instead.